Real Estate Humour

More Real Estate Humour to laugh at, enjoy! Mark

• I have a temporary mortgage. What do you mean temporary? Until they foreclose.
• The sellers told me their house was near the water. It was in the basement.
• My buyers went through debt consolidation. Now they have only one bill they won't pay.
• If you think no one cares you're alive, miss a couple of house payments.
• I listed a maintenance free house. In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance
• Did you hear about Robin Hood's house? It has a little John.
• My agent was always smiling. I didn't think anybody could have that many teeth without being a barracuda.
• If you want to know exactly where the property line is, just watch the neighbor cut the grass.
• A lot of homes have been spoiled by inferior desecrators.--Frank Lloyd Wright
• This country is great. It's the only place where you can borrow money for a downpayment, get a 1st and 2nd mortgage and call yourself a homeowner.
• A man's home is his castle. That's how it seems when he pays taxes on it.
• By the time you pay for a home in the suburbs, it isn't.
• A Modern home is a place where a switch controls everything but the kids, and it has gadgets to do everything except make the payments

• Realtor sign--We have "lots" to be thankful for.
  
• Realtor: first you folks tell me what you can afford, then we'll have a good laugh and go on from there.
  
• Trivia: The floors of buildings are called stories because early European builders used to paint picture stories on
  the sides of their houses. Each floor had a different story.
  
• I bought a two story house. One story before I bought, and another after.
  
• A housewarming is the final call for those who haven't sent a wedding present
  
• Sign next to FSBO-We shoot every third agent and the 2nd one just left.
  
• The trouble with owning a home is that no matter where you sit, you're looking at something you should be doing.
  
• Our new house has one down payment and 240 darn payments.
  
• Home inspector bringing a ladder into the house, can I help you carry something asks the agent? Yes, my mortgage.
  
  All the best!
  Mark